My first break

So, it's a teeny teeny fracture on the side of my big toe, but Bart says it still counts as my first break. Can you believe I'm almost 27 and I've only had this one little break? You can take that as a good or a bad thing, I'm going to say good since it hurt like #$!!.

How did I get this break? Oh, you know, Isla wanted to make a casserole for dinner so she pulled a pyrex dish down onto my foot.